So you're looking for a classy new shirt to cover up your unsightly midriff? We've got you covered. Welcome to the new home of The Afternoon Tee Co. Our shirts are probably the classiest ever. We used to be called Jerkass Clothing. But frankly, we're far too fancy and sophisticated for such a vulgar and distasteful monicker.

  • WORLD'S OKAYEST DAD
  • I LOVE DAY DRINKING
  • LIQUOR IS QUICKER
  • I LIKE TO PARTY AND BY PARTY I MEAN TAKE NAPS
  • I'M OLD FASHIONED
  • USA OLYMPIC BEER PONG TEAM
  • I WOULD FLEX BUT I LIKE THIS SHIRT
  • AD/HD
  • BACK TO THE KITCHEN
  • 3 SHARK MOON
  • CASE OF THE MONDAYS
  • TAP THAT DROID
  • DRUNK DYNASTY
  • BEAR + DEER = BEER
  • DUCK DUCK GOOSE REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS
  • DUCK DUCK GOOSE NATIONAL CHAMPION
  • IM SURE DRUNK ME HAD THEIR REASONS
  • CAPTAIN MEXICO
  • UNSTOPPABLE T-REX
  • LIKERS GONNA LIKE
  • WINE ME UP
  • SHHH THIS IS MY HANGOVER SHIRT
  • DON'T DRINK OR DRIVE
  • IF YOU TAP IT THEY WILL COME
  • FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
  • I LOVE HOT MOMS
  • I LOVE BEER
  • I'D TAP THAT
  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH?
  • ABRAHAM DRINKIN'
  • NO GUT NO GLORY
  • DRINKS WELL WITH OTHERS
  • HANS SOLO
  • STAR WARS ALDERAAN 5 DAY WEATHER FORECAST
  • STOP WARS
  • THOSE WERE THE DROIDS YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
  • TUSKENS
  • OBI WAN KENOBI 2012 - OUR ONLY HOPE
  • TGIF STORMTROOPER
  • KEEP CALM AND MOVE ALONG
  • DRUNK McDRUNKERSON
  • TEIAM PLAYER
  • A FLOCK OF SEAGALS
  • A FLOCK OF SEAGALS (Black & White)
  • MEAT IS MURDER YUMMY YUMMY MURDER
  • I'M OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
  • BIG FOOT BOWL-O-RAMA
  • BIG FOOT BOWLING
  • FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
  • I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL
  • NO SHIT SHERLOCK
  • MIDWEST IS BEST
  • YOU'RE AWESOME [MIRROR DESIGN]
  • YOU CAN'T BE MY FIRST BUT YOU CAN BE MY NEXT
  • I DON'T GET DRUNK I GET AWESOME
  • NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK
  • WALLEY WORLD
  • SUPPORT SINGLE MOTHERS
  • SAVE FERRIS!
  • GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - I KILL PEOPLE
  • OFFICIAL GAMBLING LOGO
  • DRIVE SHAFT
  • WHAT HAPPENS AT DEER CAMP STAYS AT DEER CAMP
  • RELAX, I'M HILARIOUS
  • FACEBOOK LIKE BEER
  • FACEBOOK YOU LIKE THIS
  • COLEGE
  • PADDLE FASTER I HEAR BANJOS
  • LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLE!
  • PUNCH ME I'M IRISH
  • LEPRECONS
  • RUB FOR LUCK
  • I AM NOT LUCKY I AM GOOD
  • DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
  • IRISH I WERE DRUNK
  • MOM, DAD: I'M GAELIC
  • DRUNK-O-METER
  • KEEP CALM AND DRINK ON
  • DRUNK.
  • I'M NOT DRUNK I'M FROM WISCONSIN
  • DRUNKY McDRUNKERSON
  • DRINK MODE IRISH ON
  • ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ... I CAN DO DRUNKER.
  • IT MIGHT JUST BE THE BOOZE TALKING... BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE BOOZE
  • HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?
  • CHRISTMAS STORY LEG LAMP
  • SON OF A NUTCRACKER!
  • MERRY KRAMPUS
  • HIPSTER FRANKENSTEIN
  • BLOODY BFF
  • DRUNK GUY COSTUME
  • DRUNK GIRL COSTUME