So you're looking for a classy new shirt to cover up your unsightly midriff? We've got you covered. Welcome to the new home of The Afternoon Tee Co. Our shirts are probably the classiest ever. We used to be called Jerkass Clothing. But frankly, we're far too fancy and sophisticated for such a vulgar and distasteful monicker.

  • IM SURE DRUNK ME HAD THEIR REASONS
  • LIQUOR IS QUICKER
  • I LOVE DAY DRINKING
  • I LIKE TO PARTY AND BY PARTY I MEAN TAKE NAPS
  • I'M OLD FASHIONED
  • USA OLYMPIC BEER PONG TEAM
  • I WOULD FLEX BUT I LIKE THIS SHIRT
  • AD/HD
  • BACK TO THE KITCHEN
  • 3 SHARK MOON
  • CASE OF THE MONDAYS
  • TAP THAT DROID
  • DRUNK DYNASTY
  • BEAR + DEER = BEER
  • DUCK DUCK GOOSE REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS
  • DUCK DUCK GOOSE NATIONAL CHAMPION
  • UNSTOPPABLE T-REX
  • CAPTAIN MEXICO
  • LIKERS GONNA LIKE
  • DON'T DRINK OR DRIVE
  • SHHH THIS IS MY HANGOVER SHIRT
  • IF YOU TAP IT THEY WILL COME
  • I'D TAP THAT
  • I LOVE BEER
  • FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
  • WORLD'S OKAYEST DAD
  • I LOVE HOT MOMS
  • WINE ME UP
  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH?
  • ABRAHAM DRINKIN'
  • NO GUT NO GLORY
  • DRINKS WELL WITH OTHERS
  • HANS SOLO
  • STAR WARS ALDERAAN 5 DAY WEATHER FORECAST
  • STOP WARS
  • THOSE WERE THE DROIDS YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
  • TUSKENS
  • TGIF STORMTROOPER
  • OBI WAN KENOBI 2012 - OUR ONLY HOPE
  • KEEP CALM AND MOVE ALONG
  • A FLOCK OF SEAGALS
  • A FLOCK OF SEAGALS (Black & White)
  • DRUNK McDRUNKERSON
  • TEIAM PLAYER
  • MEAT IS MURDER YUMMY YUMMY MURDER
  • I'M OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
  • BIG FOOT BOWL-O-RAMA
  • BIG FOOT BOWLING
  • MIDWEST IS BEST
  • NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK
  • I DON'T GET DRUNK I GET AWESOME
  • YOU CAN'T BE MY FIRST BUT YOU CAN BE MY NEXT
  • YOU'RE AWESOME [MIRROR DESIGN]
  • GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - I KILL PEOPLE
  • SAVE FERRIS!
  • NO SHIT SHERLOCK
  • WALLEY WORLD
  • SUPPORT SINGLE MOTHERS
  • I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL
  • RELAX, I'M HILARIOUS
  • OFFICIAL GAMBLING LOGO
  • DRIVE SHAFT
  • WHAT HAPPENS AT DEER CAMP STAYS AT DEER CAMP
  • FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
  • FACEBOOK LIKE BEER
  • FACEBOOK YOU LIKE THIS
  • COLEGE
  • PADDLE FASTER I HEAR BANJOS
  • HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?
  • CHRISTMAS STORY LEG LAMP
  • SON OF A NUTCRACKER!
  • MERRY KRAMPUS
  • HIPSTER FRANKENSTEIN
  • BLOODY BFF
  • DRUNK GUY COSTUME
  • DRUNK GIRL COSTUME
  • I AM NOT LUCKY I AM GOOD
  • DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
  • IRISH I WERE DRUNK
  • MOM, DAD: I'M GAELIC
  • LEPRECONS
  • KEEP CALM AND DRINK ON
  • DRUNK.
  • RUB FOR LUCK
  • DRUNK-O-METER
  • PUNCH ME I'M IRISH
  • ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ... I CAN DO DRUNKER.
  • IT MIGHT JUST BE THE BOOZE TALKING... BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE BOOZE
  • DRUNKY McDRUNKERSON
  • LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLE!
  • DRINK MODE IRISH ON
  • I'M NOT DRUNK I'M FROM WISCONSIN